A Predator walks into David's lab to see him conducting experiments

PREDATOR- "Knock, knock!"

DAVID- "I was just about to take a break from creating. Can I interest you in a flute lesson?"

PREDATOR- "Sure, where's your flute?" ;)

DAVID- "Well, it's more of a penny whistle actually, it's in my utility pouch"

*Pred fetches the whistle-flute from the utility pouch*

"Place it between your... er mandibles...like so..."

"Now blow....and I'll do the fingering"

PREDATOR- "I have symphonies in me bro!"

DAVID- "Not quite. My, my...first we really must do something about your rather horrendous halitosis!" 

PREDATOR- "You know, I've always dreamt of becoming a great flautist, it's just that...well you know...my fingers, they're not built for handling delicate objects! "

DAVID- "No-one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams....."

PREDATOR- "Raaarrrh...You're one ugly Mother*ucker, I'm leaving now....I'll NOT be back!"

*Pred storms off in a huff*

DAVID- "No, please...stick around!" 

hahaha Lone! The only thing creepier than David fingering flutes with himself, is with him and a Predator....hmmm now that's wrong on so many levels

Predator: Im here for Puppy School

David: "Welcome brother."

Lone Ha- that was great!

Hehe...perhaps there is still a future for AvP after all! ;)