A Predator walks into David's lab to see him conducting experiments
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MemberSuper PredatorMarch 15, 20186949 Views10 RepliesDavid observes the Predator darkening his doorstep. What happens next?

David observes the Predator darkening his doorstep. What happens next?



DAVID- "I was just about to take a break from creating. Can I interest you in a flute lesson?"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger

PREDATOR- "Sure, where's your flute?" ;)
DAVID- "Well, it's more of a penny whistle actually, it's in my utility pouch"
*Pred fetches the whistle-flute from the utility pouch*
"Place it between your... er mandibles...like so..."
"Now blow....and I'll do the fingering"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger

PREDATOR- "I have symphonies in me bro!"
DAVID- "Not quite. My, my...first we really must do something about your rather horrendous halitosis!"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger

PREDATOR- "You know, I've always dreamt of becoming a great flautist, it's just that...well you know...my fingers, they're not built for handling delicate objects! "
DAVID- "No-one understands the lonely perfection of my dreams....."
PREDATOR- "Raaarrrh...You're one ugly Mother*ucker, I'm leaving now....I'll NOT be back!"
*Pred storms off in a huff*
DAVID- "No, please...stick around!"
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger




Hehe...perhaps there is still a future for AvP after all! ;)
"Let The Cosmic Incubation Begin" ~ H.R. Giger

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